AISubs v3.7
Yado, Takato, Ryozo, Tojimsu, Inoue and me!
It's the final round!
F-final round?
It's the final round today.
We didn't do anything, but we didn't qualify.
As you can see from the title, viewers, we'll go straight into it.
Aha!
Today is "Kiki Marumaru" final round.
- Aha! - Yes, yes, yes.
- That's right. - Yes.
- It's "Kiki", right? - It's "Kiki".
- We've done a lot of things. - Yes.
- "Kiki Marumaru". - Yes.
Today, we'll decide on the most difficult one.
- Yes! - Yes!
- It's a diagonal final round. - I see.
- Yes.
Let's say the rules.
The rules are enough for "Gotaku".
- We've prepared them for each of you. - Yes.
- You'll let the other three do it. - Yes.
- And the three of you are a team. - Oh, a team, yes.
- And the one who makes the three of you make the most mistakes... - Yes.
- ...wins. - Yes.
- That's one of the rules. - Yes, I see.
- That's it. - Yes.
- It's a final round. - Yes.
No matter which route you choose...
- ...it'll be over in a minute or so. - Yes.
- That's good. - That's good.
- When you're using three or four minutes... - Yes.
What? What?
What do you want me to do?
- Okay, let's do it in order. - Yes.
- Yes.
But what did you bring?
- Something difficult. - I don't know if it's difficult or not.
- I don't know if it's difficult or not.
If it's difficult, it means it's too difficult.
- You have to match it. - You have to use a different product.
- That's right. - That's right.
- Okay, I'll bring it now. - Okay.
- Please raise your eyes. - One, two...
- "Pa"! - "Pa"!
- Yes, it's toilet paper. - This looks difficult.
- But there's a lot of differences. - There is.
- It can be hard or soft. - It can be anything.
Can I feel any difference?
- First, you pull it with your hand. - Yes.
And you bend your back.
And when you bend your back, you can only feel the smell of it.
- You can't touch it and smell it. - You can't touch it and smell it.
Let's introduce them one by one.
- This is toilet paper. - This is top value and best price.
- This is also top value and best price. - Recycled toilet paper.
- There are two best prices. - Yes.
- In the middle is "scotty". - This is also top value.
- This is double wrapped, so it's half effective. - Yes.
How much is the product value?
And lastly, this is also double wrapped, so you can exchange it more often.
- What does it mean? - I've been thinking about it a lot.
I think these two are the same product.
Can you see it here?
There are more rolls and less toilet paper.
- Isn't it the same? - It can't be the same.
- It can't be the same.
- But... - The package is so different.
- The package is the same. - 18 rolls and 12 rolls.
- But... - Yes.
Top value and best price in 2020. Recycled toilet paper.
- Double 30 meters and 18 rolls. - Yes.
- This is it. - Yes.
- 30 meters and 18 rolls. - Yes.
It's 1.5 times stronger than "toc".
Since it's wrapped a little stronger, it's got a firm feel.
- Look! - Yes!
- No, no, no. - No, no, no.
- It's crazy. - It's too difficult.
- It's the same. - It's the same.
If you think it's nice and fluffy, you know it's nice and fluffy, right?
- What do you think? - Hey, don't talk.
I did it!
- Shall we do it now? - Yes.
- Let's do it. - First of all, double roll.
- Reduce the number of exchanges. - Yes.
- It's pretty thin. - Is it thin? - Yes.
- It's like paper. - Shall we wipe it?
- This will probably hurt. - It will hurt, right?
- It's bad for your anus. - It's not good for your period.
- I see. - Are you okay now? - Yes.
Next, double roll with a higher value.
- That's why you exchange only half of it, right? - Yes.
- It feels different when you touch it. - It's completely different.
- This is also thin. - It's thin.
- Anus is the hardest to understand. - I noticed it.
- Shall we do it? - What do you think?
- Reduce the number of exchanges. - You don't have to write it.
- It's like paper. - It's similar to the first one.
- It's similar. - But the surface is like the second one.
- But it's soft. I feel relieved. - Yes.
- The problem starts now. - Yes.
- This is the top value and best price recycled toilet paper. - Yes.
- The last one is also well sealed. - It's impossible.
- It's hard. - It's hard to read.
- The first one is... - It feels like paper.
- It's really hard. - You might not need it anymore.
- You don't need it anymore. It's an anus. - It's not the same as an anus.
- It's really not the same. - The last one is also recycled toilet paper.
- It's not the one we saw earlier. - It's light!
- It's completely different. - It's light!
- It's the lightest one. - It's soft.
- It's different. - I said it's better than the first one.
- There's a difference like this. - Yes, you felt it all.
- Let's do it for real. - Can we do it?
RECYCLED TOILET PAPER
- Close your eyes and put it down. - Yes.
- I'll choose the first one. - Yes.
- Okay, I'll choose the first one. - Okay, I'll choose the first one.
- Yes. - I'll choose the first one realistically.
- Okay, give me your hand. - Yes, go ahead.
- Listen to me realistically. - Okay, I'll choose the first one.
- Okay, Toshimi-kun. - Yes.
- Let me touch you. - No, you can't.
- Why do you always touch me like this? - Really?
- Really! - I said I'll do as usual.
- As usual? - Toshimi-kun, do as usual.
- Do as usual. - It's not as usual before you put this on me.
- That's right. - I'll just touch you.
- Don't touch me like that! - What?
- You'll get poo on your hand. - What do you think of my first impression?
- It's kind of weird. - Right?
- Let's say it directly. - Ready, set...
- You're number one. - Me?
- You're number one. - You're number one.
- I got it first. - Me too.
- I got it first because of Scotty. - Okay, I'll choose the first one.
- Yes. - You're number one.
- Next is this one. - Yes.
- Okay, I'll choose this one. - Yes.
- Yes.
- This is... - Yes, go ahead.
- Yes. - Top value.
- Yes. - Yes.
- Top value is three, so... - That's right.
- Yes. - "Please kick your butt off."
- G. Scotty or... - G. Scotty.
- If it's a firm blow, I'll choose a harder one. - This is soft, isn't it?
- God, I don't know! - Okay, next one.
- It's not the same. - "One-fifth of it is driven by the roulette."
- Hey! What are you doing?! - I don't know what you're doing.
- Hey! Stop it!
- Are you going to choose it yourself? - What's that?!
- Oh, I'm sorry. - You're the idiot.
- Okay, go ahead. - Yes.
- I think it's moldy. - It doesn't smell bad.
- It doesn't smell bad at all. - It doesn't smell bad at all.
- It's moldy. - Was it this big?
- Isn't it four? - Is it four?
- Yes. - Next one is this one.
- Yes. - Oh, I know what it is.
- This is... - Hey, toilet paper isn't that far away!
- Don't look at me. What do you know? - It's moldy!
- Look at me! - Okay.
- It's easy to tell. - It's moldy, right?
- From our point of view, it's the second one from the left. - Yes.
- It's the first one with no top value. - Yes.
- It's not rest. - Okay, last one!
- I think it's okay. - Oh, it's moldy.
- It's moldy. - Oh...
- But is this number five? - I think it's the one with no top value.
- The one with 18 holes in it, right? - Yes.
- That's about it. - What will you do?
- Shall we compare it with number three? - Shall we go with number three?
- If it's hard, it's 1.5 times. - Yes.
- It's hard! - Oh...
- Oh, it's the same! - Oh, it's the same!
- Is this one 1.5 times? - Is it okay?
- I think we can do it. - I think we can do it!
- Please say the numbers in order from A to... - A is...
- 11... - B is...
- So... - C is...
- 18 holes in it... - D is...
- The second one. - The second one.
- Is that okay? - Yes.
- The top one is everyone's answer. - Yes.
- The bottom one is the correct answer. - Yes.
- I'll say it. - The correct answer is...
1, 3, 4, 2, 5.
- Wow! - Wow!
- It's the opposite of what you did last time. - It's the same!
- You got it right this time too! - It's the same!
- Yay! - Yay!
- Isn't it amazing? - I got it right!
- You got it right! - I didn't think you'd touch it like that!
- It's better than usual! - I know, I know!
- My score is 2, right? - Yes!
- Yes!
- Wow, I wanted to go further! - Good, good, good!
FAST FORWARD
- Now, please open your eyes! - One, two, three!
- It's the same! Hey! - Hey!
- It's the same! - It's the same!
- You were definitely listening! - You just went from "anale" to "hanana".
- I think "hanana" has a better feeling than "anale". - Yeah, I think so too.
- Let's read it in order. - Okay.
- I'll go first. - Okay.
- You can take the "iina" regulation from "perriere" and do "hanana" and you can do it twice.
- This is hard.
- I think this is the cheapest one.
- Next, "hanaserebu". - "hanaserebu", here it is!
- I use this one the most. - Me, too.
- It looks like a good bread from the way you hold it. - It's totally different.
- It's amazing how you develop it. - It's soft.
- Next, "hanaserebu premier". - There are three of them?
- It's huge! - It's thick!
- But it looks hard!
- Surprisingly, it doesn't feel different.
- Next, "scottish casimir". - Yes, it's famous.
- It's crispy. - Oh, you're right!
- This is the most famous one. - This is good.
- "scottish casimir" - Oh, this one is nothing.
- It's really hard. - It's more moist than "casimir", but it's the same as "hanaserebu".
- It's not as moist as "hanaserebu". - I think I can do it.
- Really? Isn't it hard? - Okay, cover your eyes.
- Okay. - Let's go in order.
- I'll stand in front of you. - Okay.
- Ah!
- I'm sure you can do it.
- "scottish casimir" - This is the first one.
- Okay. - Okay.
- Isn't it "hanaserebu"? Isn't it "normal hanaserebu"?
- It's fast! It's "hanaserebu".
- It looks like "hanaserebu". - It's moist and amazing.
- "scottish casimir" - "casimir" is the second one.
- Okay. - Okay, next.
- It doesn't make sense.
- "scottish casimir" - This is it.
- Ah! Didn't you do it?
- It's the first one. - It's "scottish casimir"
- Okay, the third one.
- Ah! Isn't it "casimir"? - Ah! It's "casimir".
- Yeah, it looks like "casimir". - Okay.
- Considering it's "scottish casimir", it's a little better.
- Because it's thicker. - Yeah.
- Because what's left are "casimir" and "scottish casimir". - It's easy.
- Okay, here it is. - Okay.
- What is it? - Isn't it "casimir"?
- It's "casimir".
- It's moist, but it's a little thin. - Yeah.
- It's a luxurious story, isn't it? - It's thin.
- You know it at the end, right? - Yeah.
- It's "casimir". - Okay.
- Isn't it more luxurious? - Yeah, it is.
- It's not as hard as "casimir" and it's not as soft as "scottish casimir".
- I think it's more luxurious. - Wow, there's a lot of choices.
- Where's "premium"? - Isn't it four?
- Four? - I think "premium" is four.
- It's softer than others, but it's not moist.
- Yeah, I don't think it's worth comparing.
- Hmm... - Yeah.
- It's frustrating that we got it wrong. But where's "suspicious"?
- I think "fanservice" is normal, so can I touch it again?
- Okay, one. - A.
- A, please. - A.
- Here it is.
- No, but this is... - Isn't it "fanservice"?
- Huh? No way! - No.
- D. - D, please.
- D.
- Here it is.
- Hmm? - Hmm?
- If you close your eyes, you'll get it right. - I don't know.
- But it's on "fanservice".
- In my opinion, "fanservice" is thicker and more important.
- Yeah. - It's moist.
- That's why "fanservice" is "premium" now.
- Is that so? Isn't "fanservice" "premium"?
- Isn't "fanservice" "premium" and "fanservice" "normal"?
- No, "fanservice" is... - Hmm...
- I liked this one. - So you like "a" and "d" and "a" more?
- I think so. - Yeah.
- Okay, let's have you answer. - "a," "b," "c," "d," "e," "2," "1," "4," "3," "5."
- Yes. - Yes.
- According to our predictions, it's "2," "1," "4," "3," "5." - Yes.
- Okay, I'll announce the correct answer. - Yes.
- The correct answer is... - This one!
- "3," "1," "4," "2," "5." - Oh!
- Huh?! "3"- - Whoa! "fanservice" "premium" "normal"!
- It's "fanservice" "premium"! - Whoa!
- Okay, we have one more left. - Whoa!
- "fanservice" "premium" is probably the best. - Whoa, really?!
- So I got "2," "0," "0." - Oh!
- Yeah. - Yeah, I guess "fanservice" is "2," "0," "0."
- "fanservice" is "2," "0," "0." - I mean, this is also 1.5 times wrong.
- It's exactly the same. - Yeah.
- But I don't know. This is pretty high. - Yeah.
- But there's a chance we'll get it all right. - Yeah.
- So let's have you bring in the next question. - Okay!
- Okay, can we look up? - Yes!
- One, two, three! - Whoa, this is fun!
- A speaker! - I see!
- This is a listening speaker! - I see!
- Whoa, this is fun! - I've used this a few times.
- It's cheap and expensive. - Whoa!
- I always thought it was expensive and bad, but I guess you can tell by its price.
- There's a difference in price. - Let's start with this one.
- This is a "sonosono" smart speaker. - Yeah.
- Since we're at it, let's listen to the recital and chorus every time. - Yeah.
- Here we go. - Okay.
- Here we go. - Hmm...
- So far, so good. - So good.
- I can't say anything.
- This guy.
- Isn't he leading? - Yeah.
- So far, so good. - He's a little off.
- Wait a minute. - Are you kidding me?
- Okay. - Wait a minute.
- Are you kidding me?
- I couldn't hear you clearly. - Huh?!
- I can't tell any difference.
- The way you came out. - I think you came out from above.
- I came out from above.
- That place. That spot. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- The pose. - I think we know the pose.
- Here we go.
- I think this is the best sound source. - It's good, isn't it?
- The other two were small speakers, but this one has a sound source. - It's clear.
- You look like you're in trouble. - You look like you're in trouble.
- Here we go. Next speaker, please.
- It's a radio. - It's a radio.
- I know this one the best. - This is a radio.
- It's playing in the house by the sea. - Yes, it is.
- It looks like it's playing in the house by the sea. - I think you guys know what I mean.
- It has an antenna like this. - Yes.
- The first and second speakers don't sound good. - Then we'll go with the first and second speakers.
- It's serious.
- It's worse than the first and second speakers. - Really?
- I think I heard it better than the first and second speakers. - Let's listen to the first and second speakers one more time.
- The first speaker is... - This one?
- It sounds like it only has a low sound source. - That's right.
- This one is serious. - It's hard.
- The first and second speakers are terrible. - The first and second speakers are terrible.
- The first and second speakers are worse than the first and second speakers. - It's better than the first and second speakers.
- It's a good song for stupid people who suddenly start talking.
- I don't know what to put. - Let's listen.
- This is bad. - This is bad.
- I don't know at all. - Huh?
Out of these, number 5 is like number 1.
Wow, this is really hard.
- 1? - Huh?
- 3 is sad. - No, I thought it was 3.
- It's possible. - I thought it was 3.
- It was beautiful when you said it. - Yeah.
- So I thought it was either 1 or 3. - Yeah.
I'll say it!
- Isn't this number 3? - Yeah.
- It was beautiful. - I wonder when it was.
- Okay, I'll say it. - I'll say it!
- I'll say it. - Go ahead!
- Ah... - It's your house.
- Thank you. - I'm relieved!
- I'm relieved. - I don't want to hear it.
- Okay. - That's nice.
- You're the bento man. - Yeah.
- I can feel it coming. - What if it comes from above?
- I don't know. - I don't know.
[What song is this?]
- It's possible it's 2. - That's normal.
- Isn't it 1? - I think...
- The balance of the instruments is... - What were we expecting?
- 5, 1, 3, 4, 5... - I think 5 is correct.
- 5, 4, 4 is correct. - Let the triangle come out.
- Let's ask "b, c, e". - Let's ask "b, c, e".
Next is "san".
The next is "kirei"
It's "shi", right?
san
There are many "san"
There are many "chi"
It's more creepy than before.
I think it's fine.
I think it's right.
Your guess is...
5, 2, 3, 4, 1.
Your guess is...
5, 2, 3, 4, 1.
Is it correct?
The answer is...
5, 2, 3, 4, 1!
Correct!
Yay!
Wow!
It's easy to guess.
I think so, too.
I want you to bring it.
At first, I wasn't sure about it, but...
I'm glad you brought it.
How much is it?
The price is...
This one is 2,000 yen.
This one is 9,000 yen.
This one is 40,000 yen.
This one is 500 yen.
This one is 20,000 yen.
Is it that cheap?
I was surprised.
It's Bluetooth speaker for 500 yen.
It's expensive.
500 yen!
I was surprised.
I'll give you 0 points.
I have to get 3 points.
You're right.
It's cold.
I'll bring it.
Open your eyes!
One, two, three!
Yes! It's over.
Oh, it's out!
Is it water here?
It's water!
It's the simplest one.
Water in the final battle?
Water is a struggle during a struggle.
No, water is the most difficult.
No, I don't think I know this.
There is soft water and hard water, isn't there?
No, this is all super soft water.
Wow! Is it supposed to be soft water?
But it's all soft water.
It's all super soft water.
Well, let's start with Irohasu.
Irohasu is already familiar with it.
Yes, it's Irohasu.
This is Tororokusu.
Tororokusu?
It's a natural antioxidant.
Thank you for the food.
Hmm? Hmm?
It tastes different.
Oh!
What is it?
It's sweet. It's a little sweet.
Bear's heartbeat.
Oh, it's a little harder than Irohasu.
It feels hard.
There is a difference.
It looks like a bear's heartbeat.
Thank you for the food.
It's thick.
It's different.
It's like Tororokusu.
It's thick, but it doesn't taste like it.
The last one.
I think I know what it is.
It's light. It's light, but it's light.
Maybe hot spring water is sweet.
Yes.
Did you remember?
It's nothing.
It's sweet and thick.
It's a little blue.
It's thick and a little sweet.
OK.
I think I know what it is.
Setting is complete.
Yes.
Open it up.
One, two, three.
Oh!
I see.
Which one is set up?
A, B, C, D.
Oh, I see.
This is easy.
Let's say it together.
Which one should we start with?
Shall we start with A?
Yes.
OK.
This one.
I'll unlock it.
Good.
Isn't it Zai? Yes.
Yes. It's Zai.
It's not as sweet as Torohodo.
It's not sweet and...
Yes, the aftertaste is not strong.
It's not Torohodo.
But it's either one of them.
No, then it's more difficult.
It's more difficult.
Then this is Zai.
No, Zai, Zai, Zai.
Let's think about it in 2.
Wow, isn't it supposed to be this color?
Yes.
It's like a color.
There's nothing in it, right?
And it's hard.
You're water.
C.
Let's go with C.
Hmm!
It's really Torohodo.
It's Torohodo.
Awesome!
And...
Cool or...
Yakushima or bear food?
Cool or Torotoro?
D.
Oh!
Is this Yakushima?
No, but Yakushima is more Torotoro, so I think it's right.
Wow!
Hey!
Hmm!
Isn't it right?
No, I think it's right.
Is it the final answer?
Yes.
It's not!
Yes!
If you start with A...
5, 1, 2...
3, 4...
5, 1, 2, 3, 4...
Yes.
It's correct!
Okay...
Yes!
Here's the answer.
Okay!
The answer is...
This one!
Ta-dah!
A) B and E are opposite!
A) Aaaaaaaah!
A) That's not it!
B) The word "bear" is wrong!
A) I think you got it wrong when you said "bug".
B) That was close!
A) I wanted you to get "meat" right!
B) You're making it easy for me!
A) No, I'm not!
B) You're completely wrong.
A) We're similar in this part, I thought.
B) Okay, my point is...
It's water and paper.
The most difficult question in the world is...
water, toilet paper and tissue.
Water, toilet paper and tissue.
There are three people in the final.
But it was fun.
No matter how difficult the question is,
it's fun to get this right.
It's a perfect game.
Thank you very much.
(Laughter)
It's better to think about how it ended when it was just fun.
It's better to make a song.
It's better to think about how it ended when it was just fun.
It was fun!
It was fun again today.
(Laughter)
It was fun.
It was fun again today.
(Laughter)
It might be interesting to think about how it ended.
I see.
Do you understand?
It's like the ending of "Kikki Yamai Tai".
(Kikki Yamai Tai)
It's like this.
I don't know.
Thank you for your hard work.
It was fun today, too.
Oh, my God!
I want you to stop it!